
#1 The Onion-Tears
Jeff asks me if I know how to cut an onion without crying. I said, "I think its like hiccups where there are alot of ways people say but none really work."
Jeff: "No seriously, there is a way."
Me: "What, the whole eat a piece a bread while cutting.
Jeff: "No, the way you can cut and onion without crying is by not being such a wimp".
#Pwnd
#2 The Wine-Aid
We bought a new wine to try tonight with our dinner. I said it would be better if it was sweeter. Long story short... We added some of Thomas's Kool-Aid, and it tasted fantastic.
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